Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

lonelywhiteasian:

i prefer girls with the natural look. no makeup, never gotten a haircut, covered in dirt, feeding off of berries and raw fish in the wild, are actually bears. 

turntechgodisc:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

charisma is convincing someone to do it anyways

loki-s-army-at-221b:

geothebio:

colorfoul:

so, my grandma is really scared of snakes, and is afraid that they can slither into our house.

she spotted one on our yard today.

and that’s how she captured it

THERE ARE NO SNAKES IN THE HOUSE OF ODIN

ALL THE AWARDS

loki-s-army-at-221b:

geothebio:

colorfoul:

so, my grandma is really scared of snakes, and is afraid that they can slither into our house.

she spotted one on our yard today.

and that’s how she captured it

THERE ARE NO SNAKES IN THE HOUSE OF ODIN

ALL THE AWARDS

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.